You Better Still Be Funny When You’re Not F*cking

You Better Still Be Funny When You’re Not F*cking #humorous #funnyshorts #funsongsforadults

[Verse 1]
You were charming with a zipper down
Now you just mope in a sad man frown
Wit went limp when the thrill wore thin
Your punchlines packed up, took the gin

[Pre-Chorus]
Used to sparkle like a whiskey pour
Now you’re flat, dry junk on the floor
Lopsided love, off-key kiss
I miss the laughs more than your lips

[Chorus]
You better still be funny when you’re not fucking
But I don’t think you will be, darling
The curtain dropped, and now you’re ducking
Every jab and joke I’m hurling
If the charm was just a side effect
Then baby—please—don’t resurrect

[Verse 2]
Was it me or the mattress you adored?
You were clever ‘til the sheets got bored
Now it’s sitcom silence, cue the crickets
Used to banter—now it’s just “where are my tickets?”

[Bridge – Spoken, smoky]
I don’t need a stand-up with a stand-down vibe
Keep your dry spell—I’ll thrive
I’ll take a lonely laugh over your lifeless grope
I’ve dated sad clowns, and at least they had hope

[Final Chorus]
You better still be funny when you’re not fucking
But I don’t think you will be
The jazz went soft, the mood went mucking
Your punchline’s weak, your timing’s cruddy
Lopsided love and jokes gone dry—
I’ll take mine shaken, and tell you goodbye